gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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