My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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