I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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