Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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