the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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