so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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