Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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