when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i barfeds in our rink
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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