How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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