Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i now understand why vodka
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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