Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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