Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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