Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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