Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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