She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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