Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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