He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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