Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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