...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Randomize
