Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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