I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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