i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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