Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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