Im at strip club and am horny
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
As shirtless as possible
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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