Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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