Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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