Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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