I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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