Its about making memories worth repressing
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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