on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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