if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
its liver damage thursday
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Randomize
