are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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