Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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