Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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