he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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