on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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