Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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