If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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