In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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