only if we run a train.
done.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I am available for nakedness
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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