I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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