He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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