He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
