I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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