the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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