I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
The power of my boobs compel you
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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