Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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