hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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