dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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