going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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