Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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