yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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