So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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