you didnt know i had herpes?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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