Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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